The Genesis of my blog

To start my blog, i will post an assanine blog:

Well, my buddy asked me today: "if you were a captain in Star Trek which one of your friends would be which position." After much thought (as this is an actual HARD question) I replied thusly: "Well, my first officer would be Chris Anders, he has always been there to give me proper advice to subterfuge and projection of appearances; My tactical officer would be Ray Miller, for obvious reasons; my security officer would be Matt Brown, he provides necessary protection from any coup d'etat; Josh Cox would be my cook/bartender, he just does it best; my communications officer would be Timothy Oleksiak, he can woo any woman-or more accurately,...man!; my engineer would be Scott Holbert, he was in the Navy and knows how to work electrical crap; my councilor would be Anna Tucker, she knows military strategy well enough and she knows ME!

Now think about who you would put in each of the positions I listed above. You will find how hard it is to put each person into each specific position, especially in front of them!